Slurpee: Nectar of the Gods
Your icy wraith knows no mercy.
Slurp with caution; enjoy and savor.
Novices beware: Slurpee will murder your dog.
40 ounces to brainfreeze.
The Big Gulp machine looks down upon you,
But you are the bigger machine.
OH! Slurpee! How you change the world.
Banana, Coca-Cola, Cherry, Blueberry, Pina Colada.
Never leave my side, dear Slurpee.
My hands quiver without your cold cylinder between them.
Hear my praises, and bless my taste buds once more.